The Hell Warden Tee

Whips and chains may lead to pains but tshirts never hurt me! Yes I wrote that myself. Yes it’s copyrighted now. And no, I don’t want to catch you lasering that shit into your headstone, or putting it in a little easter-egg in your little indy video-game.

You know what don’t even say it out loud I own it. It’s MINE. Don’t even think it. Stop. Stopit. You got your one read, everything else will cost you. Don’t worry it’s tax deductible.

The Hell Warden Tee crawls its way above the competition and straight through the heart. This classic, old school, heavy metal inspired design shows an appreciation for good music, and good artwork. Sounds like a win-win to me, yeah? Why does no one ever laugh at my jokes.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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