Saturn Devours Hearing Loss Tee

Great news everyone! You know how we blow our eardrums out with red-hot sonic bombshells of airpod shockwaves? Well don’t even try to stop because we can’t! It’s… just the way we’re wired…

The Saturn Devours Hearing Loss Tee depicts a parody of the classic “Saturn Devours His Son” painting. Saturn, adorned with headphones, reaches down to devour the iphone “Volume Should Be Turned Down” warning, meant for hearing protection. A proud display for anyone who commonly blasts their headphones a full blast, or a cheeky gift for those who know someone who will be deaf by 30 (if they make it).

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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