Hey guys! Great news! It’s my opinion! So excited to chat with all of you about how we can make things better for regular people. We’ll tweak and update the status quo with our feedback, and how it affects our well being. Awe man this is gonna be so productive I can’t wait to see how much progress we make by working together and listening openly to... each… other… Which one of you has a cat?… No one?... Then who brought the laser-pointer?...
The Not Suicidal Hat is a tongue-and-cheek middle-finger to the status quo. It’s fun, light-hearted black-humor with a sleek and sharp design. Besides a snide and vulgar joke, it’s a call for change, and a spotlight on hypocrisy that lives independent of political labeling. It’s an opportunity for regular people, with a wink and a nudge to say, “Corruption is decay, don’t we all just want the same thing? To earn a chance to thrive in peace?”
• 100% organic cotton • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) • 3/1 twill • Unstructured • 6 panel • Matching sewn eyelets • Self-fabric adjustable closure with a brass slider and hidden tuck-in • The organic cotton content of this product is certified under OCS (Organic Content Standard) • Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
