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NeoRebellion

Half-Life Hat

Half-Life Hat

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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Only the good die young. Great news, you’re checking out the HALF-life hat. You must be ONE special [insert gender] ! With what little time you have left, you’ll be [insert intended outcome] in no time. And my product GUARANTEES that. But if you buy twice, I’ll DOUBLE the guarantee ;)

The above offer is a work of satirical fiction. I can’t believe I have to say that.

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 3/1 twill
• Unstructured
• 6 panel
• Matching sewn eyelets
• Self-fabric adjustable closure with a brass slider and hidden tuck-in
• The organic cotton content of this product is certified under OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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