GET THIS THING OFF ME Tee

No, this is not some self-referential tee-hee funny haha, encouraging you to take off your clothes. This is art. It has MEANNNing, PLEASE stop emailing me about this, it’s one thing on a very long list of reasons why the federal courthouse knows me by my first, last, and middle name unprompted. My lawyer is so overworked I saw him dip a bagel in his coffee, now please stop sending me emails and PLEASE. PLEASE. KEEP. Your clothes. ON.

THANK you.


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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