No, this is not some self-referential tee-hee funny haha, encouraging you to take off your clothes. This is art. It has MEANNNing, PLEASE stop emailing me about this, it’s one thing on a very long list of reasons why the federal courthouse knows me by my first, last, and middle name unprompted. My lawyer is so overworked I saw him dip a bagel in his coffee, now please stop sending me emails and PLEASE. PLEASE. KEEP. Your clothes. ON.
THANK you.
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
