{"product_id":"half-life-hat","title":"Half-Life Hat","description":"Only the good die young. Great news, you’re checking out the HALF-life hat. You must be ONE special [insert gender] ! With what little time you have left, you’ll be [insert intended outcome] in no time. And my product GUARANTEES that. But if you buy twice, I’ll DOUBLE the guarantee ;) \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe above offer is a work of satirical fiction. I can’t believe I have to say that.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% organic cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unstructured\u003cbr\u003e\n• 6 panel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching sewn eyelets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric adjustable closure with a brass slider and hidden tuck-in\u003cbr\u003e\n• The organic cotton content of this product is certified under OCS (Organic Content Standard)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"NeoRebellion","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50660182851781,"sku":"1150772_12689","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/1491\/3989\/files\/organic-baseball-cap-black-right-front-6ac9ac8d86b49.png?v=1791601821","url":"https:\/\/neorebellion.com\/products\/half-life-hat","provider":"NeoRebellion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}